Allison Cameron
Medical Student
House MD
KatieKate {Cookietastic}
Posts: 38
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Post by Allison Cameron on Apr 4, 2007 20:21:56 GMT -5
Dr. Cuddy,
Fair point. I suppose his automatic connection of anything illegal to Foreman was getting old, and he wanted to change it up. Keep us on our toes.
Well, I hope you find the mystique-granting labcoat.
-Cameron
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Post by Gregory House on Apr 4, 2007 22:16:11 GMT -5
You know, referring to me like I'm not here when I can read every word is quite meaningless and idiotic. It's like me typing, 'Maybe if Cuddy and Cameron weren't partaking in such time-wasting banter, they would be smart enough to check the men's bathroom for Cuddy's labcoat'.
But, like I said, that's meaningless and idiotic.
- House
P.S. And no, the coat isn't in the men's bathroom. That I know of. I was just using it as an example.
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Post by Lisa Cuddy on Apr 4, 2007 22:24:42 GMT -5
Dr. Cameron: Thanks for that. I'm sure it will turn up eventually.
House: If I hadn't kept the fact that you would be reading every word of what I was posting in mind my comments would have been far different, and I think you and I both know that.
I'm just going to go ahead and ask you: do you have my lab coat, or not?
-Cuddy
P.s. It better not be.
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Post by Gregory House on Apr 5, 2007 0:25:14 GMT -5
You'll have to trust the authentic expression of honesty that the internet provides when I say- no, I don't have your labcoat.
Currently.
Really, I was doing you a favor. Since I am of such a good nature, I took it upon myself to clean that filthy coat of yours by dumping it in the hopsital's own washer. Whether or not a red sock managed to squeeze it's way into the cycle...that's not of my knowledge to say, really. But if it had, I'm sure your eyes would've been brought out by such a lovely shade of pink.
But like I said, I don't have it. I haven't checked on it since I decided to give it a good soaking. I've been very busy with cases and whatnot.
- House
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Post by Lisa Cuddy on Apr 5, 2007 0:45:24 GMT -5
...
I've been sitting at this keyboard, a hundred responses flying through my head, some even reaching my fingers and making it into this reply box before being caught and erased. Each sentence, every come back, all of the ways I could tell you how much you annoy me; none of them are suitable for this venue, as open as it is to any random pair of eyes.
So I'll settle for this:
You are such a jackass, House.
-Cuddy
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Post by Gregory House on Apr 5, 2007 1:31:20 GMT -5
That being said, you should know that you're the only person I know who can actually convey waves of aggravation through a computer. You should be proud.
I have the oddest feeling you won't, though.
- House
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Post by Lisa Cuddy on Apr 5, 2007 15:53:10 GMT -5
No, no, I do feel proud. It just may be the only time you've actually registered my aggravation. Honestly, if this keeps up, I just may stop talking to you altogether and just stick to e-mails.
-Cuddy
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Post by Gregory House on Apr 5, 2007 20:06:12 GMT -5
Pft. You'd miss seeing me and my roguish good looks too much. And I'd just be heartbroken without your shameless cleavage to brighten my day.
Besides, the internet doesn't do much to portray my charming sarcasm. As exemplified.
- House
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Post by Lisa Cuddy on Apr 5, 2007 20:12:01 GMT -5
A day without your scruffy face, the way you stare at my breasts, and your sex jokes would be a paradise for me. Don't misunderstand my putting up with you for your desire for me. No matter how hard you project your own attraction, I, at least, am over you.
I did send out a memo. Didn't you get it?
-Cuddy
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Post by Gregory House on Apr 5, 2007 20:39:25 GMT -5
Oh, how your words wound me all the more being sent electronically.
Though I do appreciate the fact that you just broadcasted to your co-workers and staff that, by declaring that you're 'over me', you've indirectly stated that you were indeed 'under me' at some point. And that's both in a literal and metaphoric sense, everyone, just to clarify.
Despite this being entertaining, I appreciate our moments more when we don't have a lurking audience.
- House
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Post by Lisa Cuddy on Apr 5, 2007 20:53:59 GMT -5
The internet has betrayed me. I'm much more receptive to your sarcasm and set ups in person, I suppose. I can admit when I've been defeated. And royally so.
But don't let it go to your head.
I think I appreciate our 'moments' more without the invisible audience, as well. Though, I can simply lock this topic and only the people I select will be able to read it.
-Cuddy
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Post by Molly Martinez on Apr 5, 2007 21:01:33 GMT -5
Well, Dr. Cuddy, you've caught me.
And thank you for actually knowing a little bit about the hospital's computers. Most hospital administrators are full of insurance and lawsuits, they rarely have time to think about the system.
-- Molly
P.S. I wouldn't recommend shutting it down to where only you and Dr. House could read it. The tech support team could easily see it, and if you think my being nosey was bad, you should see what the guys down here would do to pry into that conversation. Unfortunately, they wouldn't need to do much. Just a suggestion, Dr. Cuddy.
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Post by Lisa Cuddy on Apr 5, 2007 21:08:22 GMT -5
It's a bad situation I've unwittingly gotten myself into, Molly, because I do understand that locking it to just myself and my tormentor would keep out many eyes, it would encourage those with a bit more internet savvy to pry deeper. And I'm not sure that would turn out any better than simply leaving it open.
I guess it boils down to just which set of eyes would be the lesser of two evils.
Or deleting the entire thing and pretending it never happened.
-Cuddy
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Post by Molly Martinez on Apr 5, 2007 21:14:23 GMT -5
Well I certainly wouldn't recommend deleting it. I'm willing to bet Dr. House would think that a victory.
And if I may say, allowing anyone view it is a lot better than letting the pigs down here see it, Dr. Cuddy. But that's just me.
-- Molly
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Post by Robert Chase on Apr 5, 2007 22:50:20 GMT -5
If there is such little point in a blog in the first place then there is even less point if you lock it down so that it is only between two people. Especially two who could possibly have an actual conversation about this.
Though I am actually commenting on here only because I wanted to make just a slight comment.
In that Cameron, I really don't think you -were- surprised that House brought that up. More like simply joyful. I know you know what I mean.
Other than that, I leave you and Miss. Martinez to your -fascinating- conversation, Cuddy.
- Chase
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