Has Anyone Seen...

[Lisa Cuddy]

My labcoat?

It's not funny. Whoever is responsible for taking it needs to return it to my office as soon as possible. No questions asked.

Unless, of course, I'm in my office at the time.

Then I'm going to go ahead and ask you about it.

-Cuddy

[Robert Chase]

That doesn't really do much to convince whoever did take it, does it?

No, I am not saying that because I did take it. Although if I did I probably would say that as well. But I probably also wouldn't bother replying to this at all. But then, maybe I could have just said that either way...But then, what would I want your lab coat for anyway?

Did you try looking in the locker room? You might've left it there when changing sometime.

Either way, good luck. Stealing is well.......okay, stealing personal items for no apparent reason is wrong.

- Chase[/font]

[Lisa Cuddy]

Wow, Chase.

Way to be completely useless.

Yes, I've checked the locker room, but thank you for the suggestion.

This is bothering me a bit too much, I think.

-Cuddy

[Robert Chase]

What can I say. It's what I'm here for.

Did you actually expect someone to come out of the woodwork and tell you they did it or give it back to you?

- Chase

[Lisa Cuddy]

I was hoping for it, yes. Can't blame a girl for trying.

I mean, even someone saying 'I think I saw ___ with an extra labcoat' would have been nice.

-Cuddy

[Gregory House]

Well, in that case- I think I saw Chase with an extra labcoat. But I'm pretty sure it was Cameron's , and he was helping her take it off out of convenience. Hard to have sex in the janitor's closet with labcoats on, as I'm sure you know, Cuddy.

...I'm definitely loving this blog thing.

- House

P.S. And you should be glad that whoever took your labcoat didn't take further articles of clothing. Though I'm sure they wanted to.

[Lisa Cuddy]

I wouldn't know.

Well, you just leapt to the top of my suspicion list, House. The only reason you'd be trolling around a blog, even mine, is to stir up trouble.

And I honestly don't need to be informed of any of my staff's sexual daliances, though, I would prefer them take it somewhere beyond the hospital... of course, now I've been alerted to their wasting hospital time and, more than likely, supplies. Great.

-Cuddy

P.s. That would be uncomfortable as, unlike my labcoat, I don't leave other articles of my clothing on my coat rack. No matter how much you... I mean they might like to imagine it.

[Gregory House]

Oh, nothing gets by you, does it, Cuddy?

At least you now you know, so you can dole out the appropriate punishment. I mean that in a non-sexual sense, of course, just in case you're getting any ideas.

As for my accusations: I plead nolo contedere for the fact I refuse to address such malignity.

- House

P.S. What a pity. I'm sure they're clinging to the hope one day you'll get carried away while taking off your coat.

[Molly Martinez]

Just testing the servers, please don't mind me.

-- Molly

P.S. If there was a pool within the tech department, hypothetically speaking, my money, in that situation, would definitely be on Dr. House. Hypothetically speaking. Gambling is a horrible habit, after all.

[Lisa Cuddy]

House: Darn it, you ruin all my fun. Non-sexual it is.

-Cuddy

P.s. They're going to be clinging to that hope for a very long time.

Molly: I'm not entirely sure what need there is for 'testing the servers' by commenting on my blog.

-Cuddy

P.s. Yes, well, you'd win a lot of hypothetical money. Assuming things played out the way you described. Which, clearly, they wouldn't, because the technical department is comprised of highly moral and responsible adults.

[Molly Martinez]

Just checking connections, then. I promise I am checking something. This is my job, after all.

-- Molly

P.S. Exactly.

[Lisa Cuddy]

Molly:

Forgive me for questioning the importance of your job, but this seems...

Well, what's the purpose of posting on my blog, when you could just create a test one yourself? Plus, aren't there processes to run checks on connections or servers, rather than you manually responding to some inconsequential internet posting?

-Cuddy

[Molly Martinez]

Dr. Cuddy:

I'd rather not waste space with my own blog. There's not a lot of space on these servers, and you really should consider upgrading. And yes, Dr. Cuddy, there are processes that are automatic, and one of them came back funny. So after I messed around with wires, I felt the need for manually testing it. And yes, I am a little curious as to what happened to your lab coat because we honestly don't have much to do down here in the depths of the hospital. I'll try to refrain from being curious any longer.

-- Molly

[Allison Cameron]

You know, I'm rather shocked Dr. House chose to bring up my personal life instead of blaming Foreman.

Perhaps part of the cleaning staff took it?

You do seem to mysteriously acquire and then lose those labcoats. Good luck on finding that.

-Cameron

[Lisa Cuddy]

Molly: If there was not enough space for an extra blog or two, I'd be more than worried. This is a hospital, and our systems are -required- to run at optimum efficiency. As a member of the technical department, you know this. 'Saving space on the servers' is not required in something as... trivial as this seems to be. I do not need to upgrade, and I would ask you not to insinuate that I have not been keeping up with the technological requirements that come with scientific and medical advancement.

If you were curious about my lab coat, you really could have just said that. That sort of thing won't irritate me quite as much as trying to be elaborate and using your job as an excuse.

Dr. Cameron: How can you be surprised by anything House does any more? I mean, is it really all that surprising?

And are you really all that shocked?

Yes, the lab coats add to my mystique.

-Cuddy